031

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?

A: C-A-T.

032

This one should be spoken.

Q: How many legs does an ant have?

A: Two, the same as an uncle.

(HINT: ant = aunt)

033

Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?

A: All of them.

034

Q: What can't be used until it's broken?

A: An egg.

035

Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?

A: Baby tigers.

036

Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?

A: A newspaper

037

Q: Why is number six afraid ?

A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

038

Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?

A: He has bugs on his teeth!

039

Q: What did zero say to eight?

A: Nice belt.

(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)

040

Q: What did number 1 say to 7?

A: Nice hair