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Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?

A: Lunch and supper.

312

Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?

A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

313

Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?

A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

314

Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?

A: He wanted to save time.

315

Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?

A: A clock.

316

Q: What has a neck, but no head?

A: A bottle.

317

Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?

A: On the bottom.

318

Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

319

Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?

A: Ohio.

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Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this ?"

A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other"

PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is important. (too = 2)