戴耳环的男人为婚姻做了更好的准备，他们已经经历了痛苦，并且也已经买了珠宝。
    Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and they've bought jewelry.
     
    完成了项目，我们将给你买一个新家庭。
    Finish the project.  We'll buy you a new family.
    
    与家庭呆在一起是多么美好的夜晚，但要避免与你配偶的新情人争论。
    Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover.
    
    我家没有孩子是遗传。
    It is hereditary in my family to have no children.
    
    我已经18个月没和我妻子说话了——我不喜欢打扰她。
    I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her.
    
    A：先生，有什么要求吗？
    B：听着，鸡蛋要硬，并且边上要烤糊，烤肉要又硬又脆，烤面包要又黑又硬，咖啡要苦，并且当你把食物送过来时，我要你冲我大喊大叫。
    A：什么，你疯了吗？
    B：不，我想家了。
    So, what'll it be, mister?
    Tell you what. I want eggs hard and burned around the edges, I want my bacon burnt to a crisp, and I want my toast blackened and hard, I want my coffee bitter, and when you bring me my food, I want you to yell at me.
    What, are you crazy?
    No, I'm homesick.  
     
    两个洗礼牧师正在谈论当今社会的非道德问题，一个说，“我结婚前没有和我妻子睡过觉，你呢？”另一个说，“我不知道。她姑娘时叫什么名字？”
    Two Baptist ministers are talking about the immorality of the country today, and one of them says, I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married. How 'bout you? And the other says, I don't know. What was her maiden name?
    
    曾经有一个挪威人不论去哪儿都带着他妻子，这样他就不必和她吻别。
    Once there was a Norwegian who took his wife with him wherever he went so that he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.