吃竹叶和竹笋的熊猫


A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

一只大熊猫走进一家西餐馆,点了一份三明治。吃完以后,大熊猫掏出一把手枪,打中了服务员,站起来准备走。“嘿!”经理叫道,“你还想去哪?你打中了我的服务员而且你没付钱!”

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

大熊猫说道:“诶你怎么回事啊,我是大熊猫!请你看清楚!”

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

经理连忙打开字典,查到了熊猫的定义:“一种住在树上的亚洲亚热带动物,以分明的黑色和白色皮毛为特征。吃竹笋和竹叶。”

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